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Larry, Monkey
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Larry, Monkey
6/29/2005

3:00 PM -- The Discovery Channel has released its list of the Top 25 Greatest Americans, as chosen by you, the loyal viewers.

No. 1? Ronald Reagan.

Yes. Ronald Reagan. He narrowly edged out Abraham Lincoln, who, some may recall, was the fellow who won the Civil War and ended frigging slavery!!!

Tipping the balance in Ronnie's favor was, no doubt, his stellar motion picture career.

It's worth noting that No. 14 on the list is that famous American, Albert Einstein.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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