Poots on a Plane

11:15 AM -- First liquids, now gasses. A story this morning from the AP calls our attention to something else to avoid when traveling our nation's airways:

    An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

    The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches...

    The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor"...

    The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane...
I smell a screenplay here...

— Larry, Gas Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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