11:15 AM -- First liquids, now gasses. A story this morning from the AP calls our attention to something else to avoid when traveling our nation's airways:

An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches...

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor"...

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane...

I smell a screenplay here...

— Larry, Gas Attack Monkey, Light Reading