NOON -- Attention day-traders! It's safe to come out of mom's basement! We've found your support group: Asexuality Visibility and Education Network (AVEN)

Welcome to the Asexual Visibility and Education Network. AVEN hosts the world’s largest online asexual community as well as the largest archive of resources on asexuality. AVEN strives to create open, honest discussion about asexuality among sexual and asexual people alike.

Unlike celibacy, which is a choice, asexuality is like a sexual orientation. Asexual people form nonsexual relationships that are very similar to relationships that involve sex.

Great! All the tsuris with no compensation! But they have got wacky T-shirts:

Asexuality: It's not just for amoebas anymore
Asexuals Party Hardest
No sex, please!

If I only had a banana for every time I've said that...

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading