Pants in Low Places

11:00 AM -- Things just got somewhat stupider in Louisiana (hard as that is to believe), according to BBC News:

    A mayor in the US state of Louisiana says he will sign into law a proposal to make wearing saggy trousers an act of indecent exposure.

    Delcambre town council unanimously passed the ordinance earlier this week making it a crime to wear trousers that show underwear.

I wonder how the ever-present thong fits in here.

    Speaking of people who wear saggy trousers, Mr Broussard told the Associated Press news agency: "They're better off taking the pants off and just wearing a dress."

You said it, sister!

    Town attorney Ted Ayo said the ordinance expands on the existing state indecent exposure law by adding underwear to the list of forbidden exposures.

To some, they're "forbidden exposures," to others, hidden treasures. But will this law be enforced in a non-discriminatory manner?

    "White people wear sagging pants, too," he said.

— Red Panda, Soggy Trousers, Light Reading

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