Panda gets two thumbs down for rudeness – well, maybe one and a half

October 20, 2006

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Panda Strikes Again

NOON -- Yahoo News reports on yet another tragic encounter between a panda and a human being -- this time, leaving her feeling like less of a person:

  • A panda cub bit off part of the thumb of an American visitor who was feeding it at a reserve in southwest China, state media said Thursday.

Ouch.

  • "When she cried out, the cub became excited and gripped more tightly," it said. "Lisa finally managed to wrench herself free."

    About 20 percent of the thumb had been bitten off, Xinhua said.

We gotta believe the little, herbivorous furball spat it out. Tastes like chicken, after all, not bamboo.

— Red, Not Black-and-White, Panda, Light Reading

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