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A panda cub bit off part of the thumb of an American visitor who was feeding it at a reserve in southwest China, state media said Thursday.
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"When she cried out, the cub became excited and gripped more tightly," it said. "Lisa finally managed to wrench herself free."
About 20 percent of the thumb had been bitten off, Xinhua said.
— Red, Not Black-and-White, Panda, Light Reading
Last month a drunken guy wandered into a pen to give a Panda a hug and was attacked. He said they seemed so cute on the television. The best part is that he bit the Panda. Now that's some cajones and a great story for the local Chinese TV/propaganda disseminator.
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I think humnas are actually becoming dumber.
I don't believe in evolution because the planet is still littered with idiots.
Duce