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Panda Lacks Sex Appeal

9:00 AM -- The Associated Press reports:

Hmm... Sounds like a revised version of "I have a headache..."

    "Chuang Chuang is gaining weight too fast and we found Lin Hui is no longer comfortable with having sex with him," said the zoo's chief veterinarian, Kanika Limtrakul, adding that Chuang Chuang weighed 331 pounds while Lin Hui is only 253 pounds.

Uh oh, looks like Chuang Chuang's girlfriend may be seeking Bang Bang elsewhere...

    They have held a mock wedding, announced plans to separate the two to spark a little romance and even talked of introducing panda porn - videos of other pandas mating - to get the pair in the mood.

Presumably, the next step is for the couple to appear on Dr. Phil.

— Red, "Lin Hui: Call Me," Panda, Light Reading

sfwriter 12/5/2012 | 3:16:27 PM
re: Panda Lacks Sex Appeal Lin Hui, honey, face it. He's just not that into you.
CoolLightGeek 12/5/2012 | 3:16:26 PM
re: Panda Lacks Sex Appeal We all know its because:

a) he doesn't drive the right car!
b) he won't waste money on flowers!
c) he likes to watch TV instead of figuring out how to make her feel more sexy
d) no matter how much she's ready she can't bring herself to do it in front of a video camera.


CLG
PetPanda 12/5/2012 | 3:10:56 PM
re: Panda Lacks Sex Appeal After several unsuccessful attempts at getting Lin Hui and Chuang Chuang to mate, zoo authorities say Chuang Chuang may just prefer boys: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/200...
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