Panda Glut Feared

1:00 PM -- Discovery News has some glad tidings for all you pandaphiles out there:
    Scientists say there are many more giant pandas than previously thought, following a novel study examining the DNA recovered from feces found in the wild...

    It was previously thought that 27 giant pandas lived there. But Buford's team now reckons there are 66.
Of course, they may just be pooping more.

— Red Panda, Non-Giant, Light Reading

Michael Poole 12/5/2012 | 3:50:59 AM
re: Panda Glut Feared Hey! You guys are really clever. That means one giant panda can poop 2.44444444444 different types of DNA (oops, my calculator just ran out of sig. figs.).


Lite Rock 12/5/2012 | 3:50:50 AM
re: Panda Glut Feared No, You are closeer to the truth than you may realize. I think they are implying that pandas are abe to evolve so rapidly that their DNA is morphing at an alarming rate as evidenced by the Poo Trail Testing (PTT).

The Giant Pandas could either be the proof that science is looking for to prove TOE or they are really aliens come to infiltrate our planet...

Sounds like a new TV pilot waiting to be made. Or maybe just that new LR video they owe us!

CoolLightGeek 12/5/2012 | 3:50:48 AM
re: Panda Glut Feared

Red clearly spews ideas out his butt that seem to be mutations from many sources...

Maybe the Giant Pandas have just taken Red Panda's politically progressive nature to the next evolutionary stage.

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