Our Daily Pasta

12:30 PM -- The Telegraph UK examines an Awakening of Faith that's sweeping the globe:

    In the past few weeks, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has become perhaps the world's fastest-growing "religion" and maybe its most improbable. While no one can be sure of the exact numbers of "Pastafarians", as acolytes are called, they may number in the millions...

    In an open letter to the Kansas Board of Education in July,
    [founding apostle, Bobby] Henderson wrote: "I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design.

    "I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster...

    "I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country..."

    ...True believers are urged to dress as pirates because of their founder's discovery of a causal relationship between global warming and a decline in the number of buccaneers in the past 200 years.
Join me now in that old Pastafarian hymn:

    Bring me my bowl of pasta gold!
    Bring me my meatballs of desire!
    Bring me my sauce with herbs untold!
    Bring me my bolognese of fire!
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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