Council chiefs have reversed a decision to rename the pudding Spotted Dick after receiving "abusive letters" and accusations of political correctness.
Canteen staff at Flintshire council had decided it would be referred to as "Spotted Richard" on their menu after "immature comments" by some customers.
The council now says the pudding will revert to its traditional name.
No decision has yet been made on the Chlamydia Pie. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But it has warned any customers who act in a "childish way" to behave themselves or be refused food.
Whoops! No banana for me.
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