Ostrich Loses Mojo

5:00 PM -- The Associated Press shares the sad tale of Gustav, the impotent ostrich:

    Three teenagers may be on the hook for a hefty fine if a court decides that their festive firecrackers outside an eastern German farm scared the libido right out of an ostrich named Gustav.

Perhaps if Gustav pulled his head out of the sand once in a while, he'd be prepared for such boisterous celebrations...

    According to his lawsuit, the farmer claims that fireworks set off by the boys made the previously lustful Gustav both apathetic and depressed, and thus unable to perform for a half-a-year with his two female breeding partners.

That's one I haven't heard before: "Sorry, baby, the fireworks scared the libido out of me. Can we just cuddle?"

— Red Panda, Light Reading

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