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Office Health Advisory

9:00 AM -- Reuters offers a puff piece today for a new book that purports to explain such arcana as Why Do Men Have Nipples? Good question -- can you say "Intelligent Design"? -- but this caught our eye:

    The authors discovered that an office setting might be worse for your health than toilet seats. Charles Gerba, a microbiologist at the University of Arizona, found the typical office desk harbors some 400 times more disease-causing bacteria than the average toilet seat.
That's why I always wear a condom at work.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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