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Occupant, North Pole

9:00 AM -- The US Postal Service offers helpful tips for those wishing to write to Santa -- or his homeboy:

"Letters to God can be addressed in the same way replacing 'Santa Claus' with 'God.' "

It seems God has been dossing on Santa's sofa while His mansion is undergoing renovations. They're right down the road from Superman's Fortress of Solitude.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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