News Travels Fast
But the good news is: This info arrived instan-simultaneously to my HDTV, my laptop, my iPhone, and my defibrillator -- along with Britney's hit-and-run case getting dismissed, Paris Hilton's errand-of-mercy to Rwanda getting postponed, and Foxy Brown getting placed in isolation at a New York jail.
Thank you, Telecommunications Revolution! The Elysium Fields are just around the corner!
Next stop: Lakehurst, N.J...
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading