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News Travels Fast

10:00 AM -- News this week that our Commander in Chief has promised to veto the recently passed legislation to provide $35 billion over five years to expand health coverage for poor children, while demanding another $46 billion for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

But the good news is: This info arrived instan-simultaneously to my HDTV, my laptop, my iPhone, and my defibrillator -- along with Britney's hit-and-run case getting dismissed, Paris Hilton's errand-of-mercy to Rwanda getting postponed, and Foxy Brown getting placed in isolation at a New York jail.

Thank you, Telecommunications Revolution! The Elysium Fields are just around the corner!

Next stop: Lakehurst, N.J...

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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