New Free Trade Agreement?
9:00 AM -- The Independent reports on trade feelers from Kenya:
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading
- Bill Clinton, used to a warm reception on his global goodwill missions, came away from Kenya this weekend with more than he bargained for.
The former US president must now consider whether the offer of 40 goats and 20 cows, made by an apparently lovestruck local official, is sufficient to persuade him to give up his daughter Chelsea for marriage.
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading