New Circle of Hell Opened

9:50 AM -- Did any of you get this bit of spam spam spam spam jesus beans spam jesus jesus & spam? Or was I uniquely blest?
    Dear Ministry Leader,


    - Receive CRITICAL TOOLS you'll need to raise 5, 6, & 7 Figure Gifts Within the Body of Christ.
    - Internalize the Pauline Approach to the Raising of Charitable Monies.
    - Comprehend both Old & New Testament Fundraising Models.
    - Understand the Role of the Holy Spirit in Relationship Building.
    - Discover Unique Needs of Christian Philanthropists and How to Respond to Them.
    - Learn about the TOP 10 FUNDRAISING OFFICERS of the BIBLE.
    - Meet with Kingdom Philanthropists Who Give and Raise Money.
    - Learn how to raise the BIG GIFT from our Nation's TOP EXECUTIVES OF FAITH.
    - Spend time with CHRISTIAN COLLEAGUES glorifying our Heavenly Father.

    For over a decade Wes Rediger & Jimmy LaRose have been inspiring audiences around the world as to the breadth, width, depth, and height of GOD's DESIRE TO DIVEST THE BODY OF CHRIST OF ITS WEALTH...
I am curious about that Pauline Approach to the Raising of Charitable Monies. Is it perilous? Does it involve blinding flashes?

And those TOP 10 FUNDRAISING OFFICERS of the BIBLE. Who might they be? Pharaoh? Herod? Judas, perhaps... Ach. Maybe it's a parody, right? Right?

I'm reminded of what Frederick (Max von Sydow) says in Hannah and Her Sisters:
    You see the whole culture. Nazis, deodorant salesmen, wrestlers, beauty contests, a talk show. Can you imagine the level of a mind that watches wrestling? But the worst are the fundamentalist preachers. Third grade con men telling the poor suckers that watch them that they speak with Jesus, and to please send in money. Money, money, money! If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
Or, as the J-man himself said: "It's easier for a rich man to pass through the eye of a needle than for a camel to get into heaven." Or something like that...

— Larry "Make Mine Myrrh" Monkey, Light Reading

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