New Age Rage

9:35 AM -- The Mercury News of San Jose, Calif., reports that Yanni isn't always boring. He's been charged with slapping around his girlfriend, evidently frustrated that his music hadn't numbed her mind enough.

Guilty or not, he may want a new lawyer...

    Yanni's lawyer, Orlando Gonzalez, denied that the musician ever hit or harmed Barthes. He accused Barthes of fabricating the story to damage Yanni's reputation. "He absolutely is not guilty and did not strike that woman," Gonzalez said, adding that "the last thing this man would want to do is hurt his hands."
With friends like these...

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

Larry, Monkey 12/5/2012 | 4:02:26 AM
re: New Age Rage This is the biggest story since Kenny G punched out Sri Chinmoy at Burning Man in '97.
Lite Rock 12/5/2012 | 4:02:24 AM
re: New Age Rage Larry,

You can't make the first comment on your own BLOG. Bad Form!

This story was also hammered by Jimmy Kimmel the other night. I guess it is the pressure to put out. You must strive to be more original, like The Philter-lator.

I know he sets a very high bar, but if you apply yourself, you can do it!

Larry, Monkey 12/5/2012 | 4:02:23 AM
re: New Age Rage Phil: This is your last warning. Keep your mom off these boards!
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