Mother Cow

3:10 PM -- The Associated Press reports:

    A woman who doesn't want her breast milk to go to waste has taken out a newspaper ad in hopes of selling it. Martha Heller, 22, of Tiffin, took out the ad in The Gazette, offering 100 ounces of her breast milk for $200 or the best offer.

Well. This puts a new spin on girls in their 20s selling themselves for cash. Hey, I have some belly button lint I can't find a use for. Who wants it?

    Heller said her freezer is overflowing with breast milk that she has pumped since August. Her 4-month-old daughter won't drink from a bottle and the supply is piling up.

Did you say piles of milk?! Must be magic.

    Heller said she hasn't received any legitimate calls about her ad.

    "There was one prank caller," she said.

"Uhh... Pardon me, miss, is your breast running?"

— Red Panda, One Prank Caller, Light Reading

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