Monkey of Bidness Administration

9:45 AM -- I now know where to go for my MBA. CNN is there:

    He's a revered Hindu monkey god. And now, he's the chairman of an Indian business school.

    Hanuman, the popular god known for his strength and valor, has been named official chairman of the recently opened Sardar Bhagat Singh College of Technology and Management in northern India, a school official said Saturday.

    The position comes with an incense-filled office, a desk and a laptop computer. Four chairs will be placed facing the empty seat reserved for the chairman and all visitors must enter the office barefoot, said Vivek Kangdi, the school's vice chairman...
That happens to be how I run my office. Minus the incense. Allergies.

    "When we were looking for a chairman for our institution, we scanned many big names in the field of technology and management. Ultimately, we settled for Lord Hanuman, as none was bigger than him," Kangdi said.
Curious George, it seems, was unavailable.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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