The Los Angeles Zoo paid $4,500 to an expert in the ancient Chinese art of feng shui to ensure three endangered golden monkeys on loan from China can have a strong life force...
"It's very experimental," [Beverly Hills feng shui expert Simona] Mainini said. "We don't have any books on feng shui for monkeys. We just have to assume that Darwin is correct and that there is a connection and what is good for humans is good for monkeys."
Seriously though, I've looked into this a bit and learned, to my surprise, that poo should only be flung in a south-southwest direction.
— Larry, Qi Monkey, Light Reading