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Monkey Feng Shui

11:00 AM -- This is bound to save 'em. According to AP Entertainment, venerable Chinese wisdom is being put to the service of some endangered relatives of mine:

    The Los Angeles Zoo paid $4,500 to an expert in the ancient Chinese art of feng shui to ensure three endangered golden monkeys on loan from China can have a strong life force...

    "It's very experimental,"
    [Beverly Hills feng shui expert Simona] Mainini said. "We don't have any books on feng shui for monkeys. We just have to assume that Darwin is correct and that there is a connection and what is good for humans is good for monkeys."
Sure, give the old boy's remains another spin...

Seriously though, I've looked into this a bit and learned, to my surprise, that poo should only be flung in a south-southwest direction.

— Larry, Qi Monkey, Light Reading

sfwriter 12/5/2012 | 3:14:29 PM
re: Monkey Feng Shui re: "The Los Angeles Zoo paid $4,500 to an expert in the ancient Chinese art of feng shui to ensure three endangered golden monkeys on loan from China can have a strong life force..."

People in California really are stranger than their East Coast counterparts. When I first moved to San Francisco, someone asked me if I'd found an acupuncturist for my dog yet.
Larry, Monkey 12/5/2012 | 3:14:28 PM
re: Monkey Feng Shui Can you say "Cat Psychologist"?
http://www.dogexpert.com/Polsk...
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