Relax! We've Hit the Peak of Western Civilization Already

It's Friday folks -- a day where you can usually start to relax and let your foot off the gas a little -- but not today, oh trust me, I know.

Because, if you are reading this site, you may well be nervously anticipating Mobile World Congress, and what flights will be delayed, or meetings missed, especially if you are arriving in Barcelona this weekend. It's enough to make your brain spin and your palms just a touch clammy with perspiration ahead of the looming whirlwind week.

Or maybe you are realizing that your late-night genius elevator pitch idea -- "It's like Uber, but for diapers!" -- just isn't going to fly. Even with Silicon Valley investors desperately searching for the next "unicorn" startup.

Well it's ok, you can relax, don't stress, because the pinnacle of Western Civilization has already been reached. You can strive as hard you like but you're not going to top the video below!

See? TOLD YA!

— Dan Jones, Mobile Editor, Light Reading