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NOON -- Today's TimesOnline reports that the tiny but vociferous British National Party, known for its proud embrace of all things racist, xenophobic, and generally repugnant, has achieved its greatest electoral victory to date, capturing 11 council seats in -- where else? -- Barking.

Returns from Nutter, Barmy, and Arse-Over-Tit have not come in yet.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading