Dude, where's my dignity?

October 19, 2005

1 Min Read
Another Showbiz Nightmare

12:45 PM -- The LA Times' calendarlive.com offers another reason you must never ever again turn on your television:

  • Ashton Kutcher has apparently gotten the last laugh on skeptics who might dub his marriage to Demi Moore a farce. He's turned their love into a sitcom.

    The latest celebrity to spin his backstage life into a TV script, the former "That '70s Show" star has sold Fox an idea for a comedy series called "30-Year-Old Grandpa"...

Way to get the last laff, Ashton! My wavering respect is fully restored.

In another tribute to celebrity dignity, Mrs. Kutcher's 1991 Vanity Fair cover was recently voted the second best magazine cover of the last 40 years by the American Society of Magazine Editors.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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