Marge Versus Madison

1:10 PM -- Those smarty-pants at the BBC tell us that "Americans know more about The Simpsons TV show than the US Constitution's First Amendment..."

Only one in four could name more than one of the five freedoms it upholds but more than half could name at least two members of the cartoon family.

About one in five thought the right to own a pet was one of the freedoms...

You mean it's not? They'll have to pry Fluffy out of my cold, stiff fingers!

And as for the butt-holes at the Beeb: Eat my shorts!

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading