Can't get enough of Hollywood's favorite drunken, reckless driving, misogynist, anti-Semite? God knows we can't. That's why we surfed on over to Oasys Mobile, which, in its "Celebrity Impressions/Scandal Tones" section, offers this spot-on you-were-there simulation of "Mel in Malibu."

What are you listenin' to, Sugar Tits?

Myself, I think I'll wait for the ringtone that features George W. Bush mocking the wheelchair-bound senior citizen (this really happened) for not rising in the presence of the President: "You look mighty comfortable."

— Richard Martin, Senior Editor, Unstrung