Little T Wins Pulitzer

NOON -- MediaBistro.com reports on the upcoming children's book by wide receiver Terrell Owens, entitled Little T Learns to Share:

    According to the press release sent out by Dallas-based BenBella Books, LITTLE T LEARNS TO SHARE, aimed for the 3 to 5 year old set, "uses adorable illustrations and rhyming text to show one boy learning to share his new football with friends" as a means of "sharing with children the lessons he didn't learn as a child (and has had to painfully acquire as an adult)."

    What the press release neglected to mention is that the bulk of the work was done by ghostwriter Courtney Parker, with Todd Harris providing illustrations. And if BenBella sells out its 10,000 print run, look for more in the "T.O.'s Timeouts" series in the future.

Other books in the series could include:
    Little T Gets Suspended
    Little T Forces an Apology
    Little T & the Dangers of Hydrocodone

— Red Panda, Hairy Linebacker, Light Reading

CoolLightGeek 12/5/2012 | 3:38:24 AM
re: Little T Wins Pulitzer Children will get confused and feel cheated when they find out their heroes "Little T" and "TO" are only related by means of improving TO's image.
If they decide to act like "Little T", it is impossible to become like the actual TO.

What's next? Little Charlie books by Charles Manson?

BTW, Hairy Linebacker?

I would have figured you for a runt balding zebra tossing yellow hankies and soliloques.
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