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Littering in California

Larry, Monkey
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Larry, Monkey

6:15 PM -- Today's BBC News reports on a one-woman population explosion in Whittier, California:

    A Californian woman who gave birth to octuplets earlier this week already has six children, US media have reported...

    The Los Angeles Times later carried an interview with a woman identified as the babies' grandmother, who said her daughter already had six young children and never expected the fertility treatment she had received would result in eight more babies.
Wait wait. She had six kids and was undergoing fertility treatment? And what exactly did she think* the result of that would be?
    The woman's husband is expected to return to Iraq where he works as a contractor...
I'll bet. No doubt he's hoping for a long war.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

* loosely defined

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