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Larry, Watch Your Back

NOON -- According to the British Borecast Corporation, "a marksman has shot dead a chimpanzee that had escaped from its zoo enclosure" in Malton, North Yorkshire.

The chimp was "described as an adult female and potentially dangerous."

Red Panda wishes to know how said marksman could differentiate the dread beastie from the rest of the local population.

— Red Panda, red panda, Light Reading

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