Ladies Take Back the Night

3:10 PM -- One man's lonely struggle to ruin everyone else's good time has suffered another tragic setback, according to the Rocky Mountain News site:

    Steve Horner's crusade against ladies' nights at bars took a hit Thursday as a Denver County judge tossed his claim that newspaper ads for such promotions violate state civil rights laws...

    Horner, who moved to Denver from Minneapolis last year, has complained to the Colorado Civil Rights Commission about bars that sell drinks at a lower price to women than men...

    "Now I know how black people in the early part of the last century felt about being cheated out of their civil rights," Horner said later.

An admonitory lynching would be going too far, but a hearty dope-slap may be called for here.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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