KFC Barada Nikto

11:00 AM -- The Colonel must be stopped.

His insane, megalomaniacal thirst for power threatens to burst the bounds of space, as Reuters reports:

    From space, extraterrestrials and astronauts can look back to earth and see The Great Wall of China -- and KFC's Colonel Sanders.

    The KFC Corp. on Tuesday launched a rebranding campaign with an 87,500 square-foot image of Colonel Sanders in the Nevada desert which the company says makes Kentucky Fried Chicken the world's first brand visible from space...

    The logo was built at the remote Area 51 desert near Rachel, Nevada, which KFC said was known as the UFO capital of the world and famous for its association with UFO conspiracy theories.
This is madness. Not content to kill us Earthlings with his Famous Cholesterol Bowls®, he's now inviting the scrutiny of the interstellar zoning and health inspectors -- who will not hesitate to shut this whole place down -- not to mention the wrath of the Chicken People of Planet Leghorn.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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