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Katherine Harris Crazy

10:00 AM -- The Urban Dictionary has added a new term to its lexicon: Katherine Harris Crazy. Definition:

    (n.) As insanely optimistic as Congresswoman Katherine Harris. Usually characterized by an overly optimistic estimation of someone's chances of achieving success.

    Did you hear Jim just bought 500 dollars in lottery tickets? That boy is Katherine Harris crazy if he thinks he's going to hit the jackpot.


Suggested synonyms include: insane, ridiculous, unlikely, and optimistic.

UD is being uncharacteristically kind here, I think. Here's some real Katherine Harris crazy, courtesy of The Washington Post:

    "If you're not electing Christians, then in essence you are going to legislate sin," Harris told interviewers from the Florida Baptist Witness...

    Harris told the journalists "we have to have the faithful in government" because that is God's will. Separating religion and politics is "so wrong because God is the one who chooses our rulers," she said.

    "And if we are the ones not actively involved in electing those godly men and women," then "we're going to have a nation of secular laws. That's not what our Founding Fathers intended, and that certainly isn't what God intended."
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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issey 12/5/2012 | 3:41:16 AM
re: Katherine Harris Crazy Religion and politics certainly do not mix.
A crazy thief I'd say..

Noting that there is certainly christianity actions that can be seen in the various so called pre-emptive actions around the globe in the past 5 years..
burn0050 12/5/2012 | 3:41:11 AM
re: Katherine Harris Crazy Then we should return to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!

http://www.venganza.org/
Michael Harris 12/5/2012 | 3:41:09 AM
re: Katherine Harris Crazy Funny how the crazy members of the Harris family fail to understand that the founding fathers intentionally separated religion from government as a means to protect their faith. Talk about revisionist history.
cfaller 12/5/2012 | 3:41:06 AM
re: Katherine Harris Crazy On the political blogs, her nickname is "Pink Sugar," because she always gets a Starbucks coffee with 'pink sugar' in it.

The punchline? Well, the sugar is not literally pink, it's Sweet N' Low, and that's just what Katie calls it. Well, alrighty then...

Others have also commented that she is doing a Civil War reenactment, where she plays Sherman, and her campaign plays Atlanta...
chip_mate 12/5/2012 | 3:41:05 AM
re: Katherine Harris Crazy monkey says:
"Adversity -- like total batshit insanity.
No impediment in the Sunshine State."

chip mate adds:
"...or the U.S. Senate"
Larry, Monkey 12/5/2012 | 3:41:04 AM
re: Katherine Harris Crazy Yes, alas, she should fit right in.
Michael Harris 12/5/2012 | 3:41:03 AM
re: Katherine Harris Crazy Pink sugar. That's classic.
The logic is like the Python shtick on the woman found to be a witch because she weighed the same as a duck, which floats, like wood, which of course is something that's meant to be burned.
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