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Kansas? Boring?

9:10 AM -- "Now they've gone too far, dammit!" via KMBC TV of Kansas City, the town that denies being in Kansas:

    A birthday card produced by Hallmark bears the title "CSI: Topeka" and features a cartoon of two people standing over a corpse, with one saying, "Looks like he was bored to death."

    "Though a company spokeswoman says Hallmark didn't intend to offend anyone, Mayor Bill Bunten wasn't laughing when he learned about the card.

    "I find it offensive," Bunten told The Topeka Capital-Journal. "It's probably drawn up by somebody from West Virginia who hasn't been here..."
And they've apparently never been to Wichita.

— Larry, Blue State Monkey, Light Reading

CoolLightGeek 12/5/2012 | 2:58:54 AM
re: Kansas? Boring? Once again showing your adolescent "put down those that aren't like you" approach to life.

I'd bet you'd be too chicken to go to a Topeka beer joint and express similar feeling within earshot of the clientele.

Are you a monkey with a spine? Or would you just scrawl it in the bathroom when no one is looking?
flam 12/5/2012 | 2:58:54 AM
re: Kansas? Boring? Once again showing your adolescent "put down those that aren't like you" approach to life.

I'd bet you'd be too chicken to go to a Topeka beer joint and express similar feeling within earshot of the clientele.

Are you a monkey with a spine? Or would you just scrawl it in the bathroom when no one is looking?


"Pot, meet Kettle. It's black."
CoolLightGeek 12/5/2012 | 2:58:52 AM
re: Kansas? Boring? I suppose you are really just a flying monkey relocated to a highrise in the Emerald city and still enjoying bullying Toto.

I also suppose the following is well beyond your comprehension...

http://www.amphigory.com/oz.ht...
Larry, Monkey 12/5/2012 | 2:58:52 AM
re: Kansas? Boring? I spent a month in Wichita one weekend.
Thank Darwin, those tedious people insist they're not related to monkeys.
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