A birthday card produced by Hallmark bears the title "CSI: Topeka" and features a cartoon of two people standing over a corpse, with one saying, "Looks like he was bored to death."
"Though a company spokeswoman says Hallmark didn't intend to offend anyone, Mayor Bill Bunten wasn't laughing when he learned about the card.
"I find it offensive," Bunten told The Topeka Capital-Journal. "It's probably drawn up by somebody from West Virginia who hasn't been here..."
— Larry, Blue State Monkey, Light Reading