Jenna & Mike

5:40 PM -- I have some breaking news... a statement from the office of "adult" film "actress" Jenna Jameson:

A couple of people from my office have talked with Mr. [Mike] Tyson recently about acting in an adult movie... when word got around the ClubJenna studio, several of the girls said they thought they'd like to do some scenes with him. Mike is a friend of ours and I have a great photo of us together. He would definitely be an amazing adult performer.

Hold on, now. This does have a telecom tie-in. Read on:

The posting on my WAPsite about Mr. Tyson are the first I've made with this new technology... I'm really excited about the chance to add wireless to the ways we communicate instantly with our fans anywhere in the world.

Thank you, Jenna. The wireless world is truly excited, too. Readers, please make your own jokes in the margins of this post.

— Phil Harvey, Mobile Porn Editor, Light Reading

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