8:35 AM -- "Please read the following license agreement carefully." Well, Gizmodo has. From Item 10 of the iTunes + QuickTime License Agreement:

You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.

For that, Windows Media Player 11 is recommended.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading