In the Cube
I would have had a shot at world's most untidy workplace cubicle until recently. But they made me tidy my cube up.
I mean, me! Tidy my cube! I'm an artiste dammit! I bet nobody made Picasso wash his brushes after he was done.
Nah, actually, for serious, I wouldn't have a chance at most untidy cube in the trade journalism racket. I've worked with people whose entire existence rested on molding piles of coffee-stained press releases from obscure microchip companies. They still might, in fact...
— Dan Jones, Site Editor, Unstrung