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How Would Jesus Season?

12:15 PM -- Examiner.com has holy nutrition news for those who care to add a little piety to their high blood pressure:

    You've heard of kosher salt? Now there's a Christian variety.

    Retired barber Joe Godlewski says he was inspired by television chefs who repeatedly recommended kosher salt in recipes.

    "I said, 'What the heck's the matter with Christian salt?'" Godlewski said, sipping a beer in the living room of his home in unincorporated Cresaptown, a western Maryland mountain community.

    By next week, his trademarked Blessed Christians Salt will be available at http://www.memphi.net, the Web site of Memphis, Tenn.-based seasonings manufacturer Ingredients Corporation of America.

    It's sea salt that's been blessed by an Episcopal priest...
A percentage of the proceeds will, we presume, go to anti-semitic charities.

Larry's favorite news source, The Onion has it covered:



"This just might pave the way for my Lutheran hot dogs."

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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