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How King Tut Got So Funky

1:00 PM -- According to The Boston Globe, old Toot Uncommon* preferred red wine, at least in the afterlife.

Here's hoping it wasn't f#[email protected]&%g Merlot!

The article further notes that "Patrick McGovern, an American molecular archaeologist, said he has discovered grape residue in northern Iran that dates winemaking to 5400 B.C."

This, it should be noted, is a thousand years before the earliest definitive evidence for beer. Thought you'd want to know.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

*Check out the classic video.

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