Horton Says 'Eek!'
YouTube, if you haven't seen it, has the evidence.
Hard to blame the pachyderms, really. When that happens to me I positively leap off the toilet seat.
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading
6:00 AM America's worst food begins a long, profitable march across Russia
4:00 PM Larry the Attack Monkey wishes you a carnage-free holiday season
5:15 PM Freedom from marketing abuse, that is
9:10 AM Step away from the stuffed animal...
9:45 AM The slop-bucket list