10:00 AM -- Jesus food news o' the day: Central Florida (where else?) News 13 reports that a lucky gal has spotted Jesus and His mother on a pancake.



Looks more like Mrs Butterworth and Santa to me, but the Chosen One reverently put it for sale on eBay, where it fetched $338 (with bacon $1.00 extra).

— Larry, "He's My Personal Condiment," Monkey, Light Reading