Looks more like Mrs Butterworth and Santa to me, but the Chosen One reverently put it for sale on eBay, where it fetched $338 (with bacon $1.00 extra).
— Larry, "He's My Personal Condiment," Monkey, Light Reading
6:00 AM America's worst food begins a long, profitable march across Russia
4:00 PM Larry the Attack Monkey wishes you a carnage-free holiday season
5:15 PM Freedom from marketing abuse, that is
9:10 AM Step away from the stuffed animal...
9:45 AM The slop-bucket list