Hello? Toilet?

4:30 PM -- Aside from the cellphone that predicts lightning, this is technology at its best:

    A new service promises Londoners they'll never have to spend much time looking for the loo. Westminster City Council, which covers London's bustling Oxford Street, the West End, Big Ben and the Houses of Parliament, on Thursday launched "SatLav" — a toilet-finding service for cell phone users.

    Tourists, theatergoers, shoppers and pub patrons in London's West End can now text the word "toilet" — and receive a text back with the address of the nearest public facility.

Better would be some geezer on the other end texting back "Pants."

    The system, which covers 40 public toilets, pinpoints the caller's position by measuring the strength of the phone signal. The texts cost about 50 cents, and most of Westminster's toilets are free.

Well, who could put a price on a good pee?

    The council said it hopes the service will stop people from urinating in alleyways, saying some 10,000 gallons of urine ends up in Westminster streets each year.

Mmm... Anyone else just get a craving for lemonade?

— Red Panda, Urinates in Alleyways, Light Reading

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