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Hello Mister Squirrel

3:00 PM -- Finally! A wild dream nurtured by mankind throughout the ages has been realized: We can talk to squirrels!

Yep, them scientist-types say they have begun to decipher the chatter of them acrobatic rodents. Sadly, they haven't yet figured out how to tell the little rascals to stay the hell away from my bird feeder.

— Dan Jones, Site Editor, Unstrung

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