I encourage parents who are worried about too much secular influence and political correctness in public schools to review the case of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), a deity that several believe created the world and all that reside in it. Even midgets.
Here's some helpful reading on the subject:
To my fellow FSM believers, there is a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven awaiting us all. Keep the faith!
— Phil Harvey, Flimsy Curriculum Editor, Light Reading