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Grosse Point Blotto

1:00 PM -- Today's Detroit Free Press recounts a DUI bust:

    When the officer asked if he had been drinking, he said, "Man, I'm not going to lie to you -- I'm drunk."

    When the officer asked how much he drank that night, he said, "Man, I'm Irish, so a lot."

    The man was unable to recite the alphabet...
Unable to recite the alphabet? I guess he really is Irish.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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