Go Into the Light, Anne

10:05 AM -- Newsweek reports on the Spiritual Rebirth of the Queen of the Darned:

In two weeks, Anne Rice, the chronicler of vampires, witches and — under the pseudonym A. N. Roquelaure — of soft-core S&M encounters, will publish "Christ the Lord: Out of Egypt," a novel about the 7-year-old Jesus, narrated by Christ himself. "I promised," she says, "that from now on I would write only for the Lord."

Great! Crappy novels about Jesus instead of crappy novels about vampires. Good career move, I think.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading