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Larry, Monkey
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Larry, Monkey

6:00 PM -- Before planning that spring-break getaway, bear in mind that some folks in the Sunshine State are getting downright cranky.

Today WFTV News ("Central Florida's News Leader!") reports the following:

"Investigators in Belleview said slamming the door drove a man to kill his next-door neighbor in Marion County."

This follows Monday's item from the same source, same county:

"A man has been arrested for fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet tissue in the home, authorities said."

Very odd. And they look like such nice, reasonable fellas...

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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12/5/2012 | 4:05:11 AM
re: Friendly Marion County
wtf is this? time to euthanize the monkey for scientific research.
12/5/2012 | 4:05:09 AM
re: Friendly Marion County
chip_mate wrote:
... time to euthanize the monkey for scientific research.

"In 1986, the U.S. Supreme Court held the Eighth Amendment's cruel and unusual punishment clause bars states from executing prisoners who aren't aware of the punishment they are about to face and don't understand why they are facing it."

Larry likely does not understand the punishment...he probably thinks "euthanize" is a soothing spa treatment.

And clearly he thinks he's funny so I'm sure he does not unserstand why you're advocating something that is not a soothing spa treatment.

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