Friendly Marion County
Today WFTV News ("Central Florida's News Leader!") reports the following:
"Investigators in Belleview said slamming the door drove a man to kill his next-door neighbor in Marion County."
This follows Monday's item from the same source, same county:
"A man has been arrested for fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet tissue in the home, authorities said."
Very odd. And they look like such nice, reasonable fellas...
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading