Pants must now be worn under armpits
March 14, 2008
1 Min Read
2:05 PM -- Having pretty much perfected life in their suggestively pendulous state, Florida lawmakers now turn to fine-tuning things.Reuters reports:
The Florida Senate wants public school students to pull up their pants. Lawmakers passed a bill Thursday that could mean suspensions for students with droopy britches.
Suspension? Suspenders would be better. Hahahahahahaha!
But don't worry: Dwarf cage-fighting is still cool.
Also shirtless fat guys.
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading
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