Fearless Vampire Killers

1:10 PM -- Can't vouch for the truth of this, but it comes from the ever-reliable Ananova:

    Serbian vampire hunters rammed a wooden stake through the heart of former dictator Slobodan Milosevic to stop him 'returning from the dead'.

    Miroslav Milosevic, no relation to the former president, gave himself up to police who have launched an investigation.

    He claimed he and his fellow vampire hunters acted to stop the former dictator returning from the dead to haunt the country...

    The vampire hunters told police the three-foot-long wooden steak had been driven into the ground and through the late president's heart...
Wow. They do things with panache in the Balkans. Here, we just dedicate a library to 'em.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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