FCC Hires Church Lady

1:00 PM -- According to MediaWeek, the FCC has stepped up its constitutionally mandated efforts to protect our Moral Values:

    The Federal Communications Commission has hired as an advisor an anti-pornography activist and former lobbyist for groups that push for Christian precepts in public policy. The move may herald a reinvigorated campaign against broadcast indecency and bring renewed pressure on cable to reconsider its racy offerings.

    Penny Nance, until recently a board member of Concerned Women for America, is working as a special advisor in the FCC’s Office of Strategic Planning and Policy Analysis, said aides to FCC Chairman Kevin Martin.

    The strategic planning office helps develop agency policy. Concerned Women for America describes its mission as “helping…to bring Biblical principles into all levels of public policy.”

    ...Nance’s activism has spanned a broad range. In 1999 she worked for conservatives fighting a nuclear test ban treaty favored by President Clinton, and the previous year she helped organize a rally in Washington to demonstrate women’s dismay at Clinton’s sex scandals...
Yes, I believe it's somewhere in Leviticus: Nukes good, but BJs? An Abomination!

Jesus, who was pretty much silent on both issues during His first lifetime, could not be reached for comment.

In a related story, Howard Stern sidebimbo Robin Quivers turns 53 today.

— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading

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