3:30 PM -- Reuters reports that "about 60 million Americans are obese, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention."
Sixty million. That's better than one in five (which seems conservative to this subway commuter).
The author of the latest report on the healthcare crisis provoked by such larditude says, "We're going to have to tackle this they way we did smoking – with a variety of big strategies."
OK. So no fatties in bars or restaurants then? That should help.
— Larry, Attack Monkey, Light Reading
6:00 AM America's worst food begins a long, profitable march across Russia
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5:15 PM Freedom from marketing abuse, that is
9:10 AM Step away from the stuffed animal...
9:45 AM The slop-bucket list
October 22, 2019, Los Angeles, CA
November 5, 2019, London, England
November 7, 2019, London, UK
November 14, 2019, Maritim Hotel, Berlin
December 3-5, 2019, Vienna, Austria
December 3, 2019, New York, New York
March 16-18, 2020, Embassy Suites, Denver, Colorado
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May 18-20, 2020, Irving Convention Center, Dallas, TX