Dubya's Danger Rating
Kim Jong-il might be lighting the nuclear fuse and strutting like a deranged peacock in North Korea, but George Bush Jr. is still a greater threat to world peace, according to an international poll conducted for a number of major newspapers.
Dubya also managed to beat off Iran's president Mahmoud Ahmedinejad in the poll that gauges which countries' policies are making the world less safe.
Check out the details on the Guardian Unlimited Website.
Tom Cruise was, unaccountably, not included among the poll choices.
— Ray Le Maistre, Axis of Evil Editor, Light Reading