5:50 PM -- We've been all over the Web today tracking down comments and reactions to the new iPhone from Apple Inc. (Nasdaq: AAPL). (See iPhone Sticker Shock 'n' Awe.) Here's one we hadn't quite thought of:

"Furthermore, with constant interaction with the side of the face and fingers, skin grease is going to be a problem as the device will require constant cleaning." (Richard Windsor, Nomura Securities)

Great Scott, he's right! Maybe Apple should include a warning label: "Caution. Do not use near KFC or Taco Bell. Avoid prolonged contact with trans-fats."

— Richard Martin, Senior Editor, Unstrung